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401 Keg Plan

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left
of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the
best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's
called the 401-Keg plan.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American!

Thanks to Erik N for this investing wisdom...

Cheer up folks...things will get better...they always do.

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hahahahaahahaha - hilarious

Thanks to Erik - he's turning into my hero
Biofuel!!!
yeah - you have to be some kind of engineer to do that .......... Making beer, while CAN be complex, can be done by even the less gifted of us. ;-)

How about those Ducks. (barf) :(
Win some,
Lose some,
The rest get rained out! ;-)
Yeah the U of O blew it didn't they... I was going to text you on Saturday to rub it in, but I thought you'd be in enough pain--no need for a dogpile.
it was a bad bad baddd football weekend for me

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