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Saturday, November 1st is Anti-Terrorist Day!

DON'T FORGET SATURDAY!!!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.

He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiments.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

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Permalink Reply by Doctor Cigaro on October 28, 2008 at 5:23pm

Consider my wife and I signed up! LOL

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Permalink Reply by Charming Karl, Cookie King on October 28, 2008 at 5:39pm

Dude, I know a lot of Muslims who drink alcohol :-P

(you must be thinking of Mormons, tee hee)

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Permalink Reply by Charming Karl, Cookie King on October 28, 2008 at 6:17pm

Well, buddy, a lot of Muslims who come here seriously drink, believe you me. In the '80s I knew an Omani named Khan who dated my roommate for a while, and eventually married a Lutheran from Minnesota. He was a super nice guy, and wow did he and his Omani friends like to party. Most of them came here as assistants to the Omani Consul, and then decided to stay. Khan, for example, drove a cab for a while, and worked a number of other odd jobs.

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Permalink Reply by Doctor Cigaro on October 29, 2008 at 12:22pm

Khan! KHAN!! KKHHAAAAAANNNN!! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THE ENTERPRISE!

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Permalink Reply by Charming Karl, Cookie King on October 29, 2008 at 1:13pm

Yayyyy! In space noone can hear Kirk scream! or grind his teeth!

But hey, I don't know, Ricardo Montalban didn't look very Arabic, did he? Some of his fellows had blonde hair!

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Permalink Reply by ryoga81 on October 28, 2008 at 5:52pm

BEST. HOLIDAY. EVER.

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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on October 28, 2008 at 8:19pm

WOO HOO! Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!!

This ranks right up there next to Steak and BJ Day.

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Permalink Reply by ryoga81 on October 28, 2008 at 9:44pm

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When is this day?

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Permalink Reply by Charming Karl, Cookie King on October 29, 2008 at 1:16pm

no, no, Ross, I'm talking about Arabs who are also Muslims. Or in some cases Muslims who are not Arabs (for ex., Pakistanis). I know many who are very liberal and Westernized who love to party. And I'm sure they love to look at naked woman as well, though in the interest of full disclosure, I have to be honest and say that I have never asked them.