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Saturday, November 1st is Anti-Terrorist Day!
DON'T FORGET SATURDAY!!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.
He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiments.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.
He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiments.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
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Permalink Reply by Joe G on -
Hahahahah! That's better than being drunk and throwing your naked (ex) wife out the window... Then you would have had plenty of government support--the prison type...
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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on -
TMI !!! TMI !!!
EEEEeeeeewwwwwww...... I did NOT need that visual.
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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on
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Hmmmmm... Weather forecast for Saturday says High of 66 degrees in Bowie. Frederick will probably be 4-5 degrees cooler.
Can anyone say, "High Beams"?
:-D
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Permalink Reply by Joe G on
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HBD, You've met some of my female neighbors and I can guarantee you there will be a few high beams flashing this weekend... The 31st is for the kids, but the 1st is for the adults...
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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on
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I'll have to examine this evidence more closely when I am at home and not in the office where everyone in my cubicle area can see Miss Lynn.
:-D
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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on
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YEAH BABY!!!
"Uh... Honey? You remember Joe G from Social Cigar? Yeah, he was at the Hurricane Herf. Anyway... He is having a herf on Saturday. I'll be gone for the afternoon."
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Permalink Reply by Joe G on
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LOL!!!
Uh, G--you can see some of the photos of the herf on my page... Not one draggin beam in the bunch...
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Permalink Reply by Bildo792 on -
If you guys were TRULY patriotic you would be in the strip club more often supporting the anti-terrorist underground movement.
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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on
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... while supporting the movement one dollar at a time.
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Permalink Reply by Bildo792 on
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We have to raise money somewhere to support these women who work very hard to shove breasts in the terrorists faces!!
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