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Thats how we do it in the Suburbs of North Dallas. Well Kinda.

Got the invite from Mi Casa Cigar which is my local drug peddler who keeps me stacked with all the finest cigars an addict could ask for.

Im pretty much just a fat, out of shape peice of shit with a strong drinking and smoking problem who enjoys playing poker and hanging out with my friends. I really should just go to the shop and give someone my buy-in and let them kick me in the nuts so I can go sit in the corner where I belong. But NOOOO, I have to waste everyones time and my money attempting to play poker while only really achieving a level of sloppy drunkeness that leads me on the path to Taco Bell where apparently I love to wake up in bed the next morning with my overweight dog and 3 half eaten chulapus. Of course my damn dog wont eat the vegetables in the tacos so there is nothing quite like waking up with Lettuce and small peices of tomotoes stuck in your ass.

I might have just shared too much.

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Welcome to SC! I appreciate brutal honesty. You'll fit in nicely here, I'm sure!
In light of the lettuce and tomatoes stuck in your butt-crack (we all have our vices), ;-]

Welcome to the Social Cigar Forum! :-D
Welcome on board. By far this is the best place I found to interact and just share with a great bunch of BOTL and SOTL. Don't worry about TMI we all like to babble here...that's how we learn about each other.
Welcome!
Now that is an introduction. Good to have you and I am fat and out of shape as well, we all fit in here.

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