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Funny things people say to me when enjoying a cigar at a bar.

In no particular order.

-"Are you 18?"
-"So what do you do just puff on it?"
-"My dad used to smoke cigars"
-"I'd try a puff but I would probably throw up" (assuming I just let strangers puff on my cigar)
-"How do you know if a cigar is good...like when you buy them?"
-"How come you don't inhale?"
-"Why smoke a cigar? Why not just smoke cigarettes?"

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Permalink Reply by Jared on October 26, 2009 at 10:29pm

HAHA, yeah you probably wouldn't get the age question. I look young so I get it all the time but I thought it was even funnier this time seeing as how I was in a bar with a drink in front of me and got asked if I was old enough to be smoking.

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Permalink Reply by Herfin BigDog Cigar Enthusionado on October 26, 2009 at 10:54pm

I was there too. But in my early 30's. I went to a sports bar with my wife, my sister, my brother-in-law and a few young kids. I was the oldest of all of us. I left my I.D. in the car. The bar would not serve me because I looked under 30, and if someone appears to look under 30 to them, they won't serve alcohol.

I was not a happy camper at the time.

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Permalink Reply by Jared on October 26, 2009 at 11:52pm

Yeah I wouldn't be too happy about that either.

My personal favorite is when people come to my house to solicit crap and ask if my parents are home...the look of panic on their face when I tell them "nope this is my place" is beautiful, if I pay close attention I can almost see their foot heading towards their mouth.

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Permalink Reply by Randall T on October 27, 2009 at 12:56am

Jared,
How about:
"Are you some kind of big shot?"
"Do you want to make some quick money?"
"I got girls. You wanna meet some girls?"
"Did that cigar cost more than your shirt?"
"Where did you buy that thing it smells good!"

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Permalink Reply by Jared on October 27, 2009 at 10:25am

HAHA, those are some good ones!

So how much money did you make and were the girls cute? =)

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Permalink Reply by McSorleys Dame on October 27, 2009 at 8:48am

"You actually like the taste?" No dumbass, I hate it, but I keep doing it anyway....

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Permalink Reply by Ade' The New Yorker. on October 27, 2009 at 9:00am

Q."How you smoke that?"
A.Sigh! Are you serious?
Q."Is that a cuban?"
A.No stupid its a cigar.
Q."You got one for me?"
A.Fuck no.
Q."Can you blow ya smoke somewhere else?
A.Only if you blow me.

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Permalink Reply by Charming Karl, Cookie King on October 27, 2009 at 11:43am

Q. (lady) If I were a man, I'd smoke cigars all the time
A. (grimacing) Are you sure you're NOT a man?

Q. Is that a Cuban?
A. Yes - several Cuban children gave their lives to create this cigar!

Q. Don't you know that shit will kill you?
A. Of course, but I have every intention of taking some people down with me. You might be my first victim!