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I have an idea

For those of you that don't know:

<Some of the toughest anti-smoking measures to be adopted in a major city have been approved by councillors in New York.
The measures are set to extend a smoking ban to municipal parks, beaches and even Times Square>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12352935

This gave me an idea.

I want to travel to NY and construct a giant smoking machine that will puff away at cigarettes all day and night. I will argue that I am not smoking in any way and that it is just the byproduct of the art installation piece about the dangers of second hand smoke.

I'll call it "Pro-inhibition" and it will piss EVERYONE off.

Who wants to fund me? We can import the cigarettes from shady over seas factories so they are extra acrid and cheaper.

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Permalink Reply by Buddha Kalutika on February 4, 2011 at 2:34pm

By the way, I would go with cigars for the project but I would never waste a cigar on a joke. Well... maybe one of the cheap ass stogies that some sites hock off as hidden gems.

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Permalink Reply by Buddha Kalutika on February 4, 2011 at 3:41pm

I can pass it off as anti-smoking but the shitty smoke will just be cloud cover for cigar smokers who want to take a walk in central park.

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Permalink Reply by JohnLongIsland on February 4, 2011 at 6:02pm

With a stunt like that you better get funding for bail money so as to avoid the daily gang bang sessions at Rikers Island...

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Permalink Reply by Scott Hicks on February 10, 2011 at 3:20am

Na skip the stupid cigarettes, you can just buy one of those Thompson 1,000,000 cigar samplers for like $25.99 plus shipping and you are set! Granted you will never have heard of any of the brands, but your not gona smoke em anyway so who cares!

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Permalink Reply by Thomas Person on December 29, 2011 at 5:51pm

LMFAO! That is too funny and too true!

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Permalink Reply by Buddha Kalutika on December 10, 2011 at 3:59pm

I may start this up now that I'm in Cali. Nobody would notice with the smog in LA though.

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Permalink Reply by Thomas Person on December 29, 2011 at 5:52pm

That would be a good way to go about it but you need to get a National Endowment for the Arts grant/subsidy and you need to create some sort of vapor that is ash but not enough to get you cited as creating a pollutant.

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Permalink Reply by Buddha Kalutika on December 29, 2011 at 6:03pm

That's pretty easy. I have a background in theater and stage effects so I know more about fog machines than I really want to.

Maybe I could complete the illusion by using the various tobacco flavored ecig juices so it smells kind of like smoke. It's pretty much the same stuff they use in smoke machines.