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More Funny Stuff People Say While I'm Smoking at a Bar
Dude1: What ya smoking tonight?
me: San Cristobal.
*blank stares*
me: Made for Ashton cigars...
*half nods and more blank stares*
Dude1: Where is it from?
me: It's Nicaraguan
Dude1: Ah OK, are they pretty mild.
me: Nah these are kind of strong.
Dude2: Yeah that looks like a maduro, you should be drinking some Nicaraguan rum with that.
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douchebag: What ya smoking?
me: Tatuaje...
*blank stare*
me: It's a Nicaraguan.
*douchebag pretends to smell the smoke*
douchebag: Ah cheap little guys huh?
me: Nah they're not that cheap.
douchebag: Yeah they are.
*douche walks away*
me: San Cristobal.
*blank stares*
me: Made for Ashton cigars...
*half nods and more blank stares*
Dude1: Where is it from?
me: It's Nicaraguan
Dude1: Ah OK, are they pretty mild.
me: Nah these are kind of strong.
Dude2: Yeah that looks like a maduro, you should be drinking some Nicaraguan rum with that.
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douchebag: What ya smoking?
me: Tatuaje...
*blank stare*
me: It's a Nicaraguan.
*douchebag pretends to smell the smoke*
douchebag: Ah cheap little guys huh?
me: Nah they're not that cheap.
douchebag: Yeah they are.
*douche walks away*
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Daniel Weinberger on -
Had the inverse happen when working at a bar.
ME: That smells like a good cigar.
PATRON: I dunno I don't smoke much.
ME: What are you smoking?
PATRON: *Blank stare*
ME: *Walks away*
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