How Ta Talk Rite: a lexicon for those unfortunate souls Rev likes to call "Non-Natives of New Orleans" to help them understand our proper use of language. Don't blame us 'cause all the rest of y'all got it wrong.
The New Orleans Times-Picayune aka Da Mornin' Paper.
The Gambit - New Orleans Food and Entertainment News
The Levee - Local Political Humor, a la The Onion, but much better cause it's about the 504, y'all.
NOLa WebCams: need to see the Crescent City but can't travel? Rev got ya covered
Jazz Fest is the ultimate NOLa music festival.
Dos Jefe's Uptown Cigar Lounge: Sit out on the patio and you might see a celebrity enjoying the same pastime as you. Live jazz Brothers and Sisters. Keepin' the music real.
Mayan Import Company: Where the Uptown Rulers purchase their puros.
The Bulldog Uptown: Sit on the patio, drink ya beers and light ya sticks. Ain't no No Smoking signs out here, baby. Just a couple blocks from the Mayan, just in case ya forgot ya traveldor at the office.
Don Juan's Cigars: THE place for knowledgeable cigar advice in The Metry.
Cigar Factory New Orleans: These brothers will roll a box to your exact specifications and inclinations. Ain't cheap but lookee here - what else you want other than exactly the cigar you want hand rolled before ya very eyes? C'mon now!!!
Crescent City Cigar Shop: If you be in the CBD, go see Armando, a Brooklyn Brother who saw the light and went from the Big Apple to the Big Easy. Lawd have mercy he gotta big ol' walk in humidor, y'all.
House of Blues: God Bless Dan Aykroyd! Brother built HOB at a time NOBODY was building in NOLa. Get y'selves to the Gospel Jazz Brunch with the MIGHTY Zion Harmonizers. Can I get a witness.
Tipitina's: Lay yo hands on the statue of Professor Longhair and you WILL understand the 504. If ya lucky, Dirty Dozen Brass Band be there that night.
Camellia Grill You need that old school diner burger to top off your night or breakfast @ 9:00 pm? Take the streetcar and hop off at Riverbend.
Nor-Joe in The Metry: Go getcha Muffuletta there - best in the WORLD. Don't be in no hurry, though. Greatness takes its time.
The Library: For the Big Chiefs who got the solid quarters to buy into this private club. Rev is suspicious of clubs that'll have him as a member, bra.
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