B_Cr@ne's Page

Hometown:

Rosedale, MD

About Me:

.. Oh, Im sorry. I didn't see you come in! My name is Brian, and I am a hypochondriac with what some would call, a drinking situation. That may be funny to you, but trust me...there is nothing funny about goin' 3-sheets and then spending the entire next day worrying about liver cancer and lupus diagnosis'. On to happier notes, I was purged from the womb on a crisp spring morn in 1981, when leg warmers and pastel leisure suits were all the rage. I grew up with a penchant for Cul de sac kickball, Teddy Rupskin and Duck Hunt. As I grew older, I found myself enjoying commercials and print advertisements of all flavors and smells, so after a solid year and a half of college majoring in Undecided with a minor in keg tapping, I delved into the world of graphic design, which has simultaneously brought me happiness and stress induced strokes. But believe me friendly reader, I have goals..oh yes, I have so many goals I might as well be a goalie! Wait, does that mean I block goals? Hmm... anyhoo, hopefully, down the road, I will secure a co-ownership of my own multimedia studio along with some cohorts of mine, whom are all near and dear to my heart, and by near and dear to my heart I mean I talk to them once a month via cellular telephone and enjoy partaking in a drink with them from time to time. Speaking of heart, I am currently living with my fiendishly cute kitten with down syndrome and my beautiful wife that I began courting many moons ago. She is absolutely terrific, and I respect her for hugging it out with me for so long, even though I'm extrmely stubborn and I belch a lot...im not exaggerating, its on the frequent! If carbonated beverages are added into the equation...fugedaboutit! All gas aside, we reside in the lushisly luxorious rolling hills of Rosedale, but it sounds much more impressive if you refer to it as White Marsh. Our house is quiet, quaint and homely... so much in fact that little ants try to live there, rent free! But rest assured friend, it ain't happenin on my watch! When I am not involved in relations of the flesh, boozing with my chaps, executing ants or working for the man, I enjoy watching a flick here and there (mainly horror and comedy, but I dabble in all genres), geeking about on the ole' Xbox 360 like a 5 year old confused boy with no friends, cooking with Ramsey, black pleather S&M and copious amounts of stogies. That about wraps it up in a metaphorical nutshell. Till we meet again friends, I bid you adu. Thank you for stopping by.

Website:

http://www.myspace.com/bmoneycrane

Favorite Cigar Brand:

Onyx Reserve, Ashton Aged Maduro #10, CAO Black "VR", Olivia Serie V and the NUb 466 BPT Cameroon.

What cigar accessories do you own?

Nothing to advanced just yet...a 50 count glass top humidor, a 2-stick cigar caddy, a Craftsman's Bench Olympus Ashtray, and a few "freebie" guillotine cutters.

How many box purchases do you make a year?

Havn't made it that far just yet

Did someone invite you to Social Cigar? And if so who?

David Meade, Jr.