"You left out the part where Gurkha sometimes spends more money on hype and props to put in the stores, than on good tobacco and blending practices. But hey those dog rockets MUST be good right, because they're an overrun from the King of…"
"Maybe the electronic cigars would be a good fit at those cigar shops where the patrons no longer converse with each other, in favor of staring into their phones and tablets.
Me? I smoke real cigars and draw on my Etch-A-Sketch in response..."