Jeff Mouttet's Page

"I've still got one from the IPCPR Twitter hour.    I think it says "Two in the pink".    "

"No Pepsi, Coke! Wait, is that backwards?"

"For moi, it depends on the blend of the cigar. There are cigars that are fantastic in the Lancero size (Illusione hl, JdN Antano, Pepin Blue), and other ones that I love best in a corona size (Dirty Rat, baby!). On the other hand, a toro size is…"

"Busted. But three off the first tee (breakfast balls) is normal right? And par putts you get three tries, don't you? And missing the only birdie putt you have all day (from four flipping feet) gets you two redos, right? Hey, it's better…"

"I guess my particular form of sarcasm doesn't translate very well here. I have no issues with you whatsoever. If you have some with me, sorry for offending you, it surely wasn't my intention. Peace."

"90% of the 90% equals, um, it equals, shit, I skipped all my math classes. Yeah, I'm a dumbass."

"I'm just one of those guys that buys exclusively from B & M's . . . No Devil site (CBid) or other Internet sites... I take back 90% of what I said about you."

"CAO Gold Vintage, Cremant sized. Nice with coffee. Firing up a 262 Paradigm next."

"Illusione 888 with a candela wrapper. Freaky, yeah."

"Tesa Cabinet. Wow. Just wow."

"That sucks, man. We had our Brickhouse event, and they sent us 3 boxes of Mighty Mightys. (Sorry) Of course, they were gone in 20 minutes, and ten more guys showed up to ask about them."

"Ah, I didn't know that one. Have to get that in there with FML, FTW, IIRC, IMHO, FWIW, et.al. w00t"

"Oliva Serie V Toro in the afternoon, and a PDR Oscuro robusto for a night cap. Only 4 today, wasn't feeling all that great....."