Wilderness Survival Kit

I'm out of here for a few days, a vacation of sorts. I'm taking the family camping, real camping - in a tent with no electricity, no running water, no TV, no internet, and no cell phone service. I call it a vacation, but as most of you know camping can be hard work, especially with kids. It's the end of the day that I'm really looking forward to: a roaring campfire, temperatures in the 60s, a strong drink, and this:



I'm ready for anything.