Ok, I have had enough time to think this over.
Saturday after Cigarfest had ended, I was the last man standing in the convention hall. I stayed to hang with Jose Oliva and Sam Leccia who are my boys.
By this time, I am pretty f'up. I already apologized to Sam. He said it was all good.
So, I left the Cigarfest main party. I wandered past the cooks which provided the BBQ. I went on and on about what a great job they did and how good everything was. Actually, I hadn't sampled an ounce of their efforts.
I tell one of the cooks, "I like your hat". He says, "I like yours". so we swapped.
all the chefs signed my cooking hat. I was unable to work them out of a cooking coat.
So, off I went
I didn't get to far till I noticed a bunch of fantastic looking babes and their dates going to a function at Split Rock for a party. I decided to follow.
I get to the door of entry to their party. The guards wouldn't let me in.
I told them, I'm the cook! It didn't work
I had no beer at this point. I tell the guy i was conversing with, "go get me a beer and I'll give you some cigars. He said, How Many? I said, how many do you need? he responds 20!
I say ok, this sounds like a good deal to me
Well, time passes and I am still waiting for my one beer. And I need to P. So, I go to the bathroom.
I return and Skills, as I call him is going through my Cigarfest bag and has my humidor in his hands.
I tell him, wtf! He tells me he needs 10 more cigars for the ONE BEER!
I look at him saying little, giving him back his beer as I am fuming. Fucking thankless college bastard!
he still gives me the beer and off i go, wearing my cooks hat and carrying the Nub poster for Pc and my bag.
Everyone at the villa laughed as I come in with the chef's hat. I immediately give it to Jon since he did such a great job at cooking at the BBQ.
I sure wish i could have scored a chef's jacket.
I don't feel bad about getting rolled. But I hope the one guy choked and puked from the cigar he chose.
I have to admit that I'm still a little pissed about the lack of photo's on the Cfest website. In the "fester's herfin" section they have 25% of it loaded with the model girls. Now, don't get me wrong, they are fun to look at but how the hell are they considered part of the "festers herfin" group?
To know that I personally had 5-10 shots, point blank of me and other guys, and not see any of them up there is just crazy.
